Well we have come to the end of another busy week-end. To-night we have a dozen or so in, & they all want diiner, so David is doing,homemade brooth, roast beef & yorkshire pud,apple pie or trifle.I've escaped from the kitchen. A few logs ago I told you about our naked lady getting stuck out side on the landing. It brought to mind the time David had his old B&B before the days of en-suite.He heard a knock on his door at 4am., he got out of bed & this chap was standing in his PJ's, asking for help. His wife had gone to sleep in the loo & he couldn't wake her. David went out side in the pouring rain & pushed open the window,( he was perched on a ladder at the time )He tryed shouting at her, then he threw toilet rolls at her, then he went & got a broom & pushed her till she woke up, the next morning she wouldn't come down to breakfast. The poor man made Dave promise he wouldn't tell anyone.!! She's not the only one. Their was the time we had a rare afternoon off & went to Denby.I was busting for the loo, the first one I saw was an invilid WC. I ran threw the open door ,in my hurry I slamed in with great force. Finished, would that door open???? would it not!! After 20mins of trying everythink he could think of Dave called the Police.....OOOhhh the sshammmmm!!!!!!